Things You Only Hear During Black History Month

This might be one of those conversations where you had to be there, but here it goes:

Me: "What was George Washington Carver's claim to fame, class?"
Ernest: "He invented peanuts!"
Me:"Um, not quite, but you're on the right track."
Ernest: "Oooooh. Right. *GOD* invented peanuts. George Washington Carver invented *peanut butter.*"